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                            Brr!  It is Cold Outside

 

 

                         She of the vague and distant perfume

                         Wafted from the Levant

                         Herb and spices mingled

                         With the scent of the Orient

                         Stirred the martini with pink tipped finger

                         Slowly spreading stain

                         Traveled across her shirt front

                         Non-plussed for a moment

                         Heavily into a mushroom

                         Filled with cheese.

                         Seized there and then

                         By a double digit spasm

                         The latest poll showed thirty three

                         Hopefully in guarded tones

                         Bemused into wondering

                         If I dare tell her

                         I knew someone in Washington

                         A Senator (with a leer and a knowing wink).

 

 

                         I was struck by a vague premonition

                         Hovered over an egg roll

                         Stunted and badly dwarfed

                         He whispered furtively in my ear

                         Diplomat of dubious Swedish origin

                         C.I.A. dream turned into a nightmare.

                         They floated before my distorted vision

                         Came in silent platoons

                         Attired in gray flannel suits.

                         The clouds, ah, the clouds

                         Gathered ominously over the Balkans

                         (Farewell my darling Liebchen

                         She of the vague and distant perfume)

                         The Zhilkov telegram (curse them)

                         Had just come over the wire

                         The cover was blown

                         All of us God help us

                         Were out in the cold.

 

 

                                                           Jack Mashman

                                                           1981